Canadien Tears Sour

The perfect brew to drink when your star center is signed at a crazy low AAV and you have money left to spend. You could use that money to go sign Ryan Dzingel or you could purchase this fine brew. Either way the result will be worth your yearly ticket revenue come opening night.
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